Instalment One Hundred and Sixty Five

Once the cops sold the rights to your rights, “Sir your right to remain silent is brought to you by the McWhopper, so delicious you’ll be lost for words but light on the calories, so anything you can and do order will not be held against your waistline”, it was all over, there was no escaping advertising.

Doctors presented new parents with their baby brought to them by contraceptives, which as any new parents so learns is redundant, a child is the result of lack of contraception but acts as an opportunity barrier for ever needing contraception. Like a gun that shoots backwards, they are a self-fixing problem.

There was not a waking moment you could avoid it, or even a resting one.

Dream product placement was the dream product placement,  let your phone send sponsored signals to your brain as you sleep and get free texts.

Not even death could save you, if you could get 200 people to your funeral the coffin would be free, as long as you didn’t mind it being covered in ads for gym memberships – You can’t out run death, but you can get a head start.

All because we started skipping the ads.

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