Instalment One Hundred and Sixty Six

There’s no anagram of anagram.

There’s no other word for thesaurus.

It takes three syllables to make one syllable.

It doesn’t seem right that there is both a plural for single and also a single plural.

Like a well behaved child, silent letters should been seen and not heard.

Circle should be spelt O.

I suspect people literally misuse the word literally more than every other word in the English language.

Palindrome is a missed opportunity and alphabet should contain 26 letters.

Is there a word that describes words that describe words?

It is a pair of spectacles when it should be a pair of monocles, or even a duocle.

It really should be spelt hyphen-ated but unhyphenated knows where it’s at.

Contraction should put its money where its apostrophe isn’t and become cont’ion.

Being stoic makes me cry.

Monepic. Yes!

Logic has an O so you can poke holes in it.

Which came first, etymology or the meaning of etymology?

You can’t prefix something that ain’t broke yet.

I bet there’s a word in German for when people say “I bet there’s a word in German for that”

Nothing lasts forever, so let’s do nothing together.

Onomatopoeia sounds perfect.

Instalment One Hundred and Sixty Five

Once the cops sold the rights to your rights, “Sir your right to remain silent is brought to you by the McWhopper, so delicious you’ll be lost for words but light on the calories, so anything you can and do order will not be held against your waistline”, it was all over, there was no escaping advertising.

Doctors presented new parents with their baby brought to them by contraceptives, which as any new parents so learns is redundant, a child is the result of lack of contraception but acts as an opportunity barrier for ever needing contraception. Like a gun that shoots backwards, they are a self-fixing problem.

There was not a waking moment you could avoid it, or even a resting one.

Dream product placement was the dream product placement,  let your phone send sponsored signals to your brain as you sleep and get free texts.

Not even death could save you, if you could get 200 people to your funeral the coffin would be free, as long as you didn’t mind it being covered in ads for gym memberships – You can’t out run death, but you can get a head start.

All because we started skipping the ads.