When you hear single women complain, they all say the same thing don’t they? Don’t they? They say ‘All the good men are taken.’ All the good ones are taken they say. I’ll let you in on a little secret, there were never any ‘good men,’ it’s just some women were smart enough to start house training a man early. The man at the front knows what I’m saying. Amiright sir? And your wife is agreeing!
You know a man is in love when we wants to spend time with a woman after he’s had sex with her and a woman’s in love with that same man because she wanted to spend time with him before they had sex. These two here get it, she’s elbowing him saying ‘That’s you that is.’
So, ladies! Sexism. Life insurance commercials, have you seen these? You’ll know the glass ceiling’s been well and truly broken through when you see a life insurance commercial where a man is worrying about his wife dying and what he will do for money! Ha! Not in my lifetime.
Failed stand-up comedian Inapt’s opening remarks as MC for ‘Shady Acres Couples Retreat: Learning to love each other again.’
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